something naught my mummy told me never to do.
oh fiddlesticks! that bottom cats done a tinkle on my flipping shoe.
by monkey_nuts November 21, 2004
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Anyways, swear words are words that can be used to piss people off.
fuck, shit, bitch, cunt, nigger, nigga, ass, butt, bugger, bloody, jack off, faggot, fag, whore, beastiality, incest, pedo, balls, clitoris, damn, God damn, eat shit, gringo, gook, retard, bastard, prick, dick, cock, penis, vagina, pussy, wetback, asshole, dildo, Mrs. Choksondik, paki, spastic, kraut, pikey, taff, Barbra Streisand, hell, go die, spic, cholo, Down syndrome, autism, pimp, prostitute, prostitution, horny, sex, molest, pedophile, horny-ass, faggot-ass, prostitute your mom, yo mama, fuckjew, Jew, muff, merde, 69, cunnilingus, 71 (which is 69 with two fingers up), fap, masturbate, fapper, WTF, STFU, GTFO, OMFG, BAMF (bad ass mother fucker), motherfucker, brotherfucker, sisterfucker, sexual, jerkoff, secks, bugger off, wanker, wank, masturbator, nig, jiggaboo, carpet muncher, fudge packer, clit, clit chewer, anal, anus, anal rocket, suck my balls, suck, kike, niglet, fags, coon, cum, cumshot, suck my, sucks, badass, molester, pedofile, ass hole, sh1t, jerk, punkass, ballsack, nutsack, crazy-ass, looney, cretin, and most importantly... FUCK YOU!!! Those are swear words.
by the April 13, 2021
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naughty funny words that some find offensive
i cant believe he just said swear words! what did he say?

shit piss fuck cunt cock sucker mother fucker, tits, fart, turd, twat,
and to not leave u cultured fucks out:
nigger,beaner,spic,gooback,sandmonkey, dirty rab, jew,homo, whitey, etc.

NOTE: THIS PERSON IS NOT RACIST JUST LISTING WORDS

oh clarence, you donkey raping shit eater
shut your fucking face uncle fucker.
eat shit you balls ramming penguin rimjobber.
by Justin June 17, 2006
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The most stupid thing to exist, A word purely made to not be said it cant live it's purpose.
Anyone :BLOODY HELL
Anyone Else : Stop That! Its Rude, Its A Swear Word
Anyone : Do not fall into the trap it's only rude because society as tricked us into bullying words and not letting them live there purpose
by Silken Healer October 28, 2019
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~cool.
~good for using when you are pissed off.
~a great gift from hell.
~(weird people think they are) offensive (google search for "The history of the F-Word Movie" play it, and you'll find swearing not offensive)
they said 459,065,936 swear words in that movie.
so bitch???
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A word to use when there is a calamity

When something a little bit bad happens: crap!
When something a little bit worse than that happens but still not 2 bad: bugger!
When something quite bad happens: shite!
When something mostly bad happens: shit!
When something very bad happens: fuck!
When something really bad happens: cunt!
When something the worst happens: nigger!
Person 1: your mom died. You can say swear words now.
Person 2: she died. Fucks sake.
by Me you dick June 25, 2017
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