Intoxicated on beer/cider, white pants with black g-string riding up, with large deposits of bulging back fat, one eye closing on its own accord. Too many teeth jammed into its mouth.
Friday night in a town of 2000 people
by Sally March 18, 2004
noun: an old Chevy Truck, usually green in color, that most men and all women would be embarrassed to drive on a public roadway. Runs rather well for its age, but leaves much to be desired in appearance. Most often used for hauling garbage or providing heat while drinking beer in the driveway.
Doug: "Let's have a beer! I'll fire up the Swamp Donkey."
by Danatsams January 28, 2013
A big Largemouth Bass. Also known as a "toad" or "slaunch". Made popular by television show personality Mark Zona on "Zona's Awesome Fishing Show".
"This fish is about 8 lbs; that's friggin' a Swamp Donkey"
by French Ribiera December 22, 2012
Woman ranging in the 4 to 7 realm on the 10 point hot scale, that on first glance appears fuckable. However on further inspection, this girl actually has greasy skin and unfortunately when you imagine her cooch, all you can think of is a hairy, wet, swampy pit. There happens to be a queen swamp donkey, referred to as the swamp donkess. These donkeys of the swamp tend to act like cats in heat, so watch your step.
Dude, annie is such a swamp donkey!
That girl will totally swamp your donk.
by Skip Broke Nicole January 16, 2010
a swamp donkey is a really disgusting girl. usually very slutty,dirty and poor.
Jay-tee said " i hella want pussy, i think im going to call Jen."

Murphy replied " but she's a swamp donkey!"
by COBRA OPERATED June 09, 2009
Pretty much the equivalent of any girl that walks onto the set of "Jerry Springer". A woman who wears clothes that are 3 times too small,smells like she lives in a swamp, speaks like a dero and looks like a fat-ass donkey turd.
"Piss off, ya Swamp Donkey!"
by loopy_bugs January 29, 2009
Large, fat, carp. Commonly associated with spawning fish in shalow water.
My buds and I grabbed a case of PBR and headed for the lake top fly fish for swamp donkeys.
by Carp Mojo May 15, 2011
A nice ass or a ugly person
Look at the swampdonkey on her!!!!

Damn hes a swampdonkey ass looking fool.
by zitiy May 04, 2014

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