Swakinism

Pronounced (swack, kin, nism.)
The act of Swaking, that is taking someone else's actions/stuff/swag and using it for fame and money.

Saying that you started 9/11, but the didn't, and got hated and famous to that, that's swakinism

Swakinism by Abigblueworld January 6, 2022

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Swakinism

The act of taking someone else's actions, things or swag and using it for fame. (swaking) pronounced like: swack-king-nism.

Saying you shut downed Toys r us, and you didn't, but still, you get famous and hated for that, stealing the fame of the actual closer, that is unknown. That there, is swaking, that's swakinism.

Swakinism by Abigblueworld January 6, 2022

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Satinism

A new religion that worships the divine fabric... Satin. Not Satan and all of that bullshit, but SATIN. The church of satin is decorated with satin draping all around the walls, the congregation and priest dresses in satin robes, and the priest just talks about satin, and probably uses a lot of fabric related puns.

It is formed mostly just to confuse radical conservative Christians who will inevitably mistake it for satanism. It'd be the next best parody religion to pastafarianism.

"The priest at the church of satinism gave a long sermon about how our creator satin fabricated us into existence..."

Satinism by LordHarambe8789 November 22, 2016

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skinism

The cognitive-biased-based belief that those who were born with lighter colored skin are superior in every way.

Skin is a characteristic of a person's race, and a key component of racism. However, skin is only each human being's surface. Character is more important. The successes of astounding musicians and athletes invalidate skinism.

skinism by but for July 22, 2021