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a person who attracts people due to their swag
nicola’s such a swagnet!
swagnet by urnewstepmombitch March 28, 2021
SwatNet, originating by the name botnet. All though this one is special it's ran by a group of con artists that specialize in hacking, DDoS, all that cool stuff. Another quick description, a botnet ran by members of PonySec and ChargenAttack with over 400,000 bots.
Imma run you wit mah swatnet br0
swatnet by PonySec September 28, 2014

Swagneto 

One who manipulates another's swag, as Magneto Manipulates Metal.
I can not be in the room with him, he abosorbs eveyone else's style and expels it exponentially, he on dat Swagneto.
Swagneto by Salvatore Antithesis January 21, 2014
Anyone who uses the word "swag".
Guy, "He man, check out my swag. " Other guy, "Shut the fuck up, swaget".
Swaget by Thatgirlyouknow7861 December 28, 2012
When sexual chemistry is so intense that opposing genitalia are being drawn together like a magnet...
(during doggy style)

"see me and you sweetheart.... its like.... its like we're just... shagnetic.. !!"
Shagnetic by JamboLAD February 16, 2020

Swagnemite 

Swagnemite is not a noun, neither a verbal or an adjective. Swagnemite is a nickname.

Swagnemite (Originally magnemite) is the youngest of three brothers, the other two being Magneton and Magnezone. Swagnemite at a young age thought bad of himself because he was to say the least, inferior to his brothers, at least in battle that is. He lived every day of his life in remorse, until a faithful singular day, where he got contacted by the illuminati. The illuminati wanted Swagnemite to work as a spy, why, might you ask? Well, who's less suspicious than a sad kid living his life in sad remorse?
After this, swagnemite began actively taking jobs from the illuminati, eventually earning a higher rank inside the group. In 2013, swagnemite was recognized as a well accomplished spy in the ranks of the illuminati. Some say that he's the inventor of the NSA, and secretly hacked the pentagon prior to 9/11. Post 2013, swagnemite joined the swag hype and began wearing a cap, hence the nickname Swagnemite.

Later this name has been dreaded and now serves as a word to replace "USA" in spy situations.
Person 1: Duuude, I think we're being watched by USA right now!
Person 2: Or even worse, swagnemite.
Swagnemite by WtfHax January 30, 2015