2. That guy from those commercials that wears the biege sweaters.
If you happen to meet one, prepare to be laughing eternally. Sven is someone who is constantly singing, laughing, and secretly talking about you behind your back...and to your face.
Also, Sven is someone you should SEX.
I was thinking I'd stop at my locker, RAPE SVEN, go to biology...
A thing of this quality is usually fun, awesome, and something you had a good experience with. It also shows something that you want or like to have.
"That car is sven."