24 definitions by Ogre Saliva

phat shit

when you gotta take a dump rlly badly so you squat infront of a tree

I GOTTA TAKE A PHAT SHIT MA DOOD

by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020

apparently it's a fruit or smth but i thought it was just a word to insult me and my friends

me - WHY ARE WE CUMQUATS
person - bruh it's a fruit

by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020

person1 - we're going to costco
person 2 - FUCK YA

by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020

by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020

the most psycho bitch you will ever encounter she is literally insane and drives like a fucking maniac

every time i get in the car with mariah cracken i fear my life

by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020

by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020

when you are at the zoo and buy a kebab so you now have a long stick and decide to poke it into the bellybutton of a monkey

rando - idk what to do with my long kebab stick
other rando - why don't you do some monkey twigging

rando - GENIUS!!!

by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020