An excellent Canadian environmentalist, advocate for the Earth, very intelligent.
Without David Suzuki, we'd be totally screwed.

Yay, David!
by Joel67 April 22, 2005
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someone that knows it all. someone with too much useless knowledge.
To be used as an insult.

named after the host of The nature of things with david suzuki. a world renowned environmental scientist
"you know that theres global warming"

"right on, david suzuki."
feel free follow up with douche bag.
by s|ade April 13, 2005
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Sweetest guy in the whole world. Will do anything for friends. Tends to be a great singer and have a great taste in music. Is very family oriented. Girls will kill for his sweetness.
by zuccini ;] July 14, 2009
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a character from a wattpad story. the humanized version of fuck my throat daddy🥵
"ur such a fentan suzuki dawg"
by illvmi July 30, 2021
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humanized version of fuck me im my throat daddy
"ur bf is such a jiro ren. ur a fentan suzuki fo sho dawg"
by illvmi July 30, 2021
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The Great Wall of China is nothing compared to this baby's power. The biggest boys love it from the bottom of their hearts even when they won't accept it.
by UndercoverBaby April 24, 2017
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Incredibly overrated player.

Don't get me wrong, he's a very good player. He makes great contact (career .331 hitter; although batting average doesn't really mean that much). His plate discipline is somewhat poor though (career .377 OBP; only 46 points higher than his BA). Also, like 93% of his hits are for singles (he averages 228 hits, 25 doubles, 8 triples, 9 home runs per season). He also has a career .807 OPS (meh).
Person 1: Ichiro Suzuki is the greatest leadoff hitter.

Person 2: Fucking die.
by evan123456789 January 23, 2009
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