Cranberry Suprise

Sticking nails in someone's eyeballs while performing castration in the middle of a church

If you don't shut the fuck up you idiotic retarded old ass piece of shit I'm gonna give you a Cranberry Suprise

by IhaveHIV January 1, 2021

Spaghetti suprise

When one slurps out a females bloody tampon out of there vagina

Yea man, I was going down on her last night and pulled a spaghetti suprise on her

by Trevor04 January 13, 2020

Mctyson suprise

The act of aggressively biting your partners ear during sex while their eating the mcrib

“Damn she was hot, i would have liked it if she didn’t give me a mctyson suprise”

by Original Pseudonym November 3, 2021

Tendie Suprise

When you go to kiss someone for the first time but they dont know that you have a chickie tendie under your tounge.

“Dude Samantha and I made out tonight.”

“Oh yeah? How was it?”
She dumped me after I gave her the ol’ Tendie Suprise.”

by Chris is pitted November 26, 2018