Guy 1: Oh no, I'm gonna get ran over by a car!
Guy 2: Why? Do you plan to run into the street?
Guy 1: Uh, no! I saw a black cat running past me a few yards away on my way here. That's a sign something bad is gonna happen, and I'm scared of cars too...
Guy 2: Ok, you're just being superstitious. Next thing you'll tell me is that psychics are actually psychic.
Guy 1: But... they are.
Guy 2: -__-