Samsquanch

Improper pronounciation of the word "Sasquatch".

On the Canadian TV show "The Trailer Park Boys" the character named "Bubbles" pronounces Sasquatch "Samsquanch".

by kodiakmartin June 25, 2006

Samsquanch

A Canadian big foot

Look out for the samsquanch.

by Demarcus April 28, 2018

Samsquanch

1) The mispronounciation of the word "Sasquatch". 2) A stupid looking, big eyebrowed penguin in Québec's Biodome I named Samsquanch.

Guy 1: OMFG! The samsquanch is gonna get you!!
Guy 2: OMFG! ..What's a samsquanch?
Guy 1: OMFG! You don't know what a samsquanch is?
Guy 1: OMFG! Go home and search Samsquanch on www.UrbanDictionary.com, then come back here so he can eat you.
Guy 2: OMFG! ..Okay.

by Adam Ritchie August 27, 2006

Samsquanch

A person who is a staunch Samsung fanboy, who will Troll articles that have anything to do with Apple products.

Hey look there's an article about the new iPhone, oh no there's a Samsquanch trolling the comments.

by Olrak Dunflomingo March 17, 2014

samsquanch

a fat, ugly, stanky ass whore. May resemble the sasquach or bigfoot

Damn that is one ugly samsquanch!

by K-dizz August 9, 2006

samsquanch

A rock band in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Long live the 'Squanch!

"That was the greatest Samsquanch show ever; we love the 'Squanch!"

by Squanch September 5, 2006

samsquanching

When you go commando in the woods and a honey packet bursts open in your pocket— you have turned into the Honey Dick. You go into the woods to become the full honey dick ass samsquach all squanched in honey like that ingrain Sam Losco from Trailer Park Boys.

Winnie the Poo inhabits a perpetural state of samsquanching as he is unable to separate the honey from his dick and pants.

by Ingrain420 October 9, 2019