Person 1: Who do you think will win the Superbowl?
Person 2: What's that? Oh, those men running in between the commercials?
Person 2: What's that? Oh, those men running in between the commercials?
by Twilight February 2, 2004
A sporting event in which major corporations shamelessly promote thier products with obnoxious commercials, and music artists who were never meant to sing together, sing together.
by Nick L. February 26, 2004
1) A large football event held at the end of the football season in which two teams compete for a shiny ring
2) The most common excuse for men to buy a new TV at an obscene price
2) The most common excuse for men to buy a new TV at an obscene price
"Honey, I'm gonna go buy a 78-inch plasma screen TV"
"WHAT?!?!?! We're so poor we can't pay attention!"
"Superbowl"
"oh... OK"
"WHAT?!?!?! We're so poor we can't pay attention!"
"Superbowl"
"oh... OK"
by Thomas Hersh February 4, 2004
1) Based on Roman Gladiator theme, championship of Sport where Gigantic human beings try to crush each other for the sake of passing a gigantic almond shaped ball over a desired stripe of white turf. People from countries outside the US will try to dismiss it as Rugby with pads, but I don't think Joe Theisman was wearing a pad on that leg that snapped in two on National Television. Braveheart couldn't have done it better.
2) A 300 scored during the beer round at the local 40 lanes.
3) Denny's bacon, ribs, and porkrind salad on the kids menu.
4) A chance for the world to see Janet J's Flapjack.
2) A 300 scored during the beer round at the local 40 lanes.
3) Denny's bacon, ribs, and porkrind salad on the kids menu.
4) A chance for the world to see Janet J's Flapjack.
1)Bill Belichick loves the superbowl so much that he begins videotaping the day before the game, just to have something to show the grandkids. He taped the Jets only to remember this momentous season.
2)Chucky hit the superbowl, so he had to start drinking again. They found his twisted Chevy at the bottom of the ravine. At least he went out on a high note.
3)Mark was proud of the way his children hoovered the Denny's Superbowl, and they weren't even teenagers yet. He couldn't eat that much until he was 25.
4)There was a spike in sales at IHOP after the super bowl where Justin Timberlake whipped JJ's tata out.
2)Chucky hit the superbowl, so he had to start drinking again. They found his twisted Chevy at the bottom of the ravine. At least he went out on a high note.
3)Mark was proud of the way his children hoovered the Denny's Superbowl, and they weren't even teenagers yet. He couldn't eat that much until he was 25.
4)There was a spike in sales at IHOP after the super bowl where Justin Timberlake whipped JJ's tata out.
by Joe Theisman February 3, 2008
by seamonkey girl February 4, 2004
A huge event where millions of people watch long but unfunny commercials and eat fatty food. Oh yeah, there's also some football.
by Antny-Cap-Cap February 4, 2008
It is where you pack five different kinds of weed into one massive bowl and smoke it. Then you eat a mushroom after you are super blazed you will trip balls... your world will melt away and damn.... do it if you have the chance, 5 STARS!
dude... i just did a superbowl... i am so far into space... oh look, the sky is melting... shit this is intense...
by 2 high 2 function February 4, 2009