"The Sunshine Coast. What a piece of crap"
ahh probs the sunny coast (Sunshine Coast) aye!
Known by its socially boring population,snobs,losers,uncultured dumbasses,creeps,hicks,trailer trash,low employment,bad shopping etc. also known for its beautiful scenery,which in my opinion sucks ass.
The Sunshine coast includes the communities:Howe Sound,Langdale,Gibsons,Roberts creek,Wilson creek,Davis Bay,Selma Park,Sechelt,Twannek(who the fuck cares how its spelled...it doesn't even have a corner store),West Sechelt,Halfmoon Bay,Secret Cove,Madeira Park(also known as Mad Park),Garden Bay and Egmont.Mad Park,Garden Bay and Egmont put together make Pender Harbour.Most people,including me, lump Langdale and Gibsons together,because frankly,they are basically the same place...and no one cares about Howe Sound because there's nothing there except a pulp mill.Roberts creek is known for its Hippies.Gibsons for its Gangstas(aka g-unit losers)and hoes.Davis Bay for its snobs(but most other of the communities mentioned have snobs too,just that place has an abundance of them).Lower wilson creek(on the highway) for its druggies,trannies and people with stds.
There are a few more stereotypes,but i won't mention them.
There are three highschools on the sunshine coast...Chatelech Secondary(Chat),Elphinstone Secondary(Elphi) and Pender Harbour Secondary(Pender)which retardedly enough includes not just from 8-12,but 7 too!.Chat is in Sechelt,Elphi in Gibsons and Pender in um...Pender.There are also alternative schools.
Now for a joke involving Pender.
Yes,off topic but whatever..it involves the sunshine coast.
How many kids from Pender does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Both of them.
Because,you see, the student population is very small...only reaching around 200 students(in the 2004/2005 school year it had only 180 students).
Yup,its true.That is what the sunshine coast is all about.
I make it seem awful...it pretty much is...but there are some awesome cool people here ,not just freaks.