Suit Speak 

Words used by corporate heavies or upper management "Suits" to confuse, convince, intimidate, or otherwise baffle an office drone or "associate" into compliance. Sentences are riddled with buzzwords. Suit Speak is a kind of capitalist/office version of Orwellian "double speak". Words are made overtly complicated and then sanitized so that unpleasant matters can be discussed and disguised in a "politically correct" falsely optimistic way.

Associate A: "Man, there was a lot of suit speak at that meeting. You think anyone knows we're all going to fired in a week or so?"

Associate B: "What do you mean? I thought we were all being paid to engage in aggressive retraining opportunities so the company can refocus on cost effective outsourcing? I want to be a value oriented thought leader so I can embrace the new partner championed fiscal re-evaluation. That's good, right?"

Associate A: "Dude! Use your head... Get your resume ready."

Suit Speak by James Macklen July 31, 2006

sneaking suit 

Refers to a type of suit used for infiltration purposes, along with any other type of clandestine act. A sneaking suit will usually be colored so that it can meld with scenery, and will also allow cargo-space via equipped pouches.

"Solid Snake's sneaking suit varies from different Metal Gear games. The most popular sneaking suit for Solid Snake is the one from Metal Gear Solid, which was a grey BDU with a black vest, which was also equipped with kneepads, elbowpads, cargo-space, and was especially modeled with state-of-the-art polythermal technology to prevent hypothermia and thus keep the wearer nice, dry, and warm. Supposedly it's hard to move in the suit though, so training may be necessary."
-me

sneaking suit by Dave May 19, 2004

Sneaking Suit 

A thermal insulation body suit that simultaneously allows the wearer to stealthily sneak past and incapacitate any guard on duty.

Hey, my Sneaking Suit!

Sneaking Suit by BernyPark April 13, 2004

shitspeak 

A type of verbal communication that is so filled with lies and is so fueled by greed that it comes out like a fully-formed and continuous soft-serve turd.

United States Senator, Mitch McConnell, is our present day poster person for shitspeak since he can’t even open his mouth without a vile fart stench permeating the room.

shitspeak by Dr Bunnygirl June 11, 2020

Shitspeaker 

One who speaks shit all over the place. In a more kind manner, someone who never is right and seen by the public as a dumb, incompetent commenter. Usually encountered on forums.

This geezer was the biggest shitspeaker USA ever saw!

Shitspeaker by BangUrMissus September 19, 2015