(adj.) Refers to things coming from the Sugondese Autonomous Region (aka The Federation of Sugondis) of Western China, near the borders of Afghanistan and Pakistan. Since the Sugondese language and culture are distinct from others in China and the Middle East, the region was given autonomy in 1981. During its recovery from Mao Zedong's Great Leap Forward, the Sugondese Region experienced a period of prosperity and readopted their traditional religion of Bofaism. In modern times, the Sugondese Region's economy is quite small, but remains stable due to the widespread cultivation and export of various tree nuts, which accounts for around 96% of the region's income. Tree nuts are very common in Sugondese cuisine, as they have been a staple food source there for millenia. Recently, the Sugondese people have become the subject of crude jokes and memes on the internet, which some theorize were started by the Sugondese government to boost tourism. Whether or not this conspiracy theory is true is not known; what is known is that it's funny as fuck.
Guy 1 (while eating): Mmm, this is really good! What is it?
Guy 2: Sugondese food.
Guy 1: Huh?
Guy 2: Sugondese nuts.
Guy 2: Sugondese food.
Guy 1: Huh?
Guy 2: Sugondese nuts.
The language of the Sugondese people from Sugonma, the capital city of Sugma with a population of 6942 people (2020 Census). It is the economic city of Sugma making approximately $696,969,420 a year. Its economy is based on its trading. It is the world's largest exporter of exotic nuts and other edible nuts. Its population count is only 10% of the country's total count of 69,420. Sugma only has a small population because it is a microstate with a total land area of 420 square kilometres.
Person 1: "deEZ nUtZ SURE ARe TAstY! WhEre dID yoU geT THEM FRoM?"
Person 2: "They are Sugondese nuts"
Person 1: "Wha-"
Person 2: "I said sugondese nuts"
Person 1: "Gladly."
Person 2: "wh- what the fuck r u doing"
Person 2: "They are Sugondese nuts"
Person 1: "Wha-"
Person 2: "I said sugondese nuts"
Person 1: "Gladly."
Person 2: "wh- what the fuck r u doing"
by GMN11 July 4, 2022
The Sugondese are very horny.
by Nunavuti from Canada August 9, 2021
Sugondese is the national language of Sugonda, a micronation situated between Portuguese India and Afghanistan. Currently, there are over 3 billion native speakers of the 69 Sugondese dialects.
A: "Hey, can you Sugondese?"
B: "Pardon me???!!"
C: "Leave him alone, he doesn't speak English that well. He basically asked you, if you could suck him off."
B: "ooooh lol yea sure ma G why not"
A: "wtf"
B: "Pardon me???!!"
C: "Leave him alone, he doesn't speak English that well. He basically asked you, if you could suck him off."
B: "ooooh lol yea sure ma G why not"
A: "wtf"
by Nahrt Likka May 3, 2022