969

When three people are sharing a bed, two of them are having a good time, and the other one just wants some god damn sleep.

I got evicted on monday, and was very grateful to Sean when he let me stay over. The couch was too small to sleep on so I shared the bed with him and his girlfriend. It went great until a 969 started, and since then I've been staying with Mom.

by Fufff June 9, 2014

969

Two people having simultaneous oral sex and one guy just fucking himself.

Boy 1: Dude, I had a threesome last night with those two lesbian chicks. It was hot!

Boy 2: No dude, that was a total 969. They were eating each others pussies out while you just fucked yourself.

Boy 1: You're just jealous.

by yo_motha April 7, 2010

969

Bus 969: The bus that goes from Causeway Bay (銅鑼灣) to Tin Shui Wai (天水圍).

Also has a nasty sexual nuance ......

Is there 969 at Tin Yiu Estate?
What??!!
I meant, does the 969 bus pass through Tin Yiu Estate?

by 城巴 March 24, 2019

696-969-6969

a phone number you shouldnt call

the phone number 696-969-6969 called at 6:96 am, while I was 69ing

by Anonymous User 699 December 30, 2021