Suckateer 

One who sucks, hard. Real hard.

Also referred to as a member of the Power Trio.

I cannot believe we are stuck here with one of the suckiest kids we know. He is one of the 3 Suckateers, perhaps the leader of the esteemed group.

Suckateer by mammma123 October 1, 2010

socketeering 

A completely platonic act of intimacy in which one party (possessing an outty belly button) connects with another party (possessing an inny belly button) by inserting or “socketing” the corresponding body parts like matching puzzle pieces

“Hey guys, I just invented socketeering!”
“Shut up, Jackson!”
Note: as far as I’m aware this is the only way this word has ever been used in conversation.

socketeering by Gofein March 11, 2021

Suckabeed 

"Suckabeed"...When someone continuously denies fact by making false truths, deflecting by pointing elsewhere or repeatedly reversing argumentative points and disregarding what they or anyone just said to continue pushing their alternate truths...Suckabeed...there are no winners in this scenario, we are all a bit dumber for participating....;)

Roger wouldn't stop defending his flat earth theory, even though common sense and all proven science points to the fact that we are not on a flat pancake traveling upwards under a dome supported by a flying tortoise he kept dancing and shifting and making up stuff in a way only matched by the likes of Kellyanne Conway or Sarah Huckabee Sanders....we were no match for his level of idiocy.....We got Suckabeed...and we are all a little dumber for it...

Suckabeed by outland196 January 8, 2018

Suckabee 

Derogatory nickname for Mike Huckabee, pioneered by Ron Paul supporters.

"More like Suckabee!" <-- Name of a Facebook group.

Suckabee by JP Sorens January 6, 2008

suckster 

a suckster is one part hipster and one part sucker.

person 1: "see that guy over there with the tight jeans and the vintage glasses frames?"
person 2: "yeah."
person 1: "well, he just bought the same jeans at the expensive vintage store for $120 that he could've gotten at the Salvation Army for $5."
person 2: "what a suckster."

OR

any hipster who also just sucks. note that this includes the vast majority of hipsters.

suckster by mur the scientist biker May 1, 2008

Smokateers 

A group of stoner friends who smoke a lot together. Often their high experiences lead to epic adventures and conquests.

Travis: Hey who's smoking today?
Kyle: I'm pretty sure the Smokateers are getting together for awesome high adventures.

Smokateers by Totally Blazed May 11, 2011

suckatorium 

A wall full of glory holes often found in a gay sex club.

Tim was in desperate need of some relief so he headed down to Klub Kruise, paid his entry fee and headed straight to the suckatorium to get manhandled and sucked off. After blowing his load it was like a weight had been lifted off his shoulders and (insert cliches here).

suckatorium by schonell August 14, 2008