Suck Knob

The knob that the sound guy thrns when the band pisses him off. see also suck button.

Band guy: "Dude, My Cowbell is more important than the lead guitar, it needs to be louder"

Sound Guy: "Fuck you, asshole"...then turns the suck knob to 11.

by King Kong December 16, 2003

suck my knob

a beautiful retort to something that someone says to anger you.

furthermore, it can be used in surprise.

"you look like a prick"
"well suck my knob!"

or

"suck my knob she never did that!"

by yumbumbum February 6, 2010

suck my knob and call me Charlie

An exclamation to be used when in great surprise or shock.

Man, suck my knob and call me Charlie!!!!

by Charlie Knobsworth October 8, 2006