1. In the 21st century we have the worst economy since the Great Depression, a severe lack of decent good-paying jobs, a lack of opportunities for college graduates, war, terrorism, corruption in government, Big Brother hovering over us, intolerance, corporate greed, shitty music, shitty TV, shitty movies - man, we are in Suck City.

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13-year-old Jeff: So what do we planned for the weekend, Mom?

Mom: On Saturday we visit the Museum of Mobile Home Technology. I have tickets for Saturday night for us all to see Meat Loaf with opening act Mr. Big in concert at the arena. Then on Sunday we're going to rent out and see the movie "Sibling Rivalry"!

Jeff: Suck City, here we come.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 21, 2006
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Something that sucks dick to the max.

Reaches a whole new horizon of "that sucks dick" like a city in the far.
That prostate exam was like suck a dick city.
by J-Rage March 11, 2007
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when your cruddy vape store disposable weed pen is clogged and you have to suck on it sooo hard
Aw man. My pens all clogged now I gotta suck up the city :/
by Queensuckupthecity January 11, 2022
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