Suck City 

a situation where practically everything sucks out the ass.

1. In the 21st century we have the worst economy since the Great Depression, a severe lack of decent good-paying jobs, a lack of opportunities for college graduates, war, terrorism, corruption in government, Big Brother hovering over us, intolerance, corporate greed, shitty music, shitty TV, shitty movies - man, we are in Suck City.

2.
13-year-old Jeff: So what do we planned for the weekend, Mom?

Mom: On Saturday we visit the Museum of Mobile Home Technology. I have tickets for Saturday night for us all to see Meat Loaf with opening act Mr. Big in concert at the arena. Then on Sunday we're going to rent out and see the movie "Sibling Rivalry"!

Jeff: Suck City, here we come.

Suck City by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 21, 2006

suck a dick city

Something that sucks dick to the max.

Reaches a whole new horizon of "that sucks dick" like a city in the far.

That prostate exam was like suck a dick city.

suck a dick city by J-Rage March 12, 2007

Suck up the city 

when your cruddy vape store disposable weed pen is clogged and you have to suck on it sooo hard

Aw man. My pens all clogged now I gotta suck up the city :/

Suck up the city by Queensuckupthecity January 10, 2022

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016