A Suburban cowboy is the primary enemy of the Urbanist or other variant known as the Urbanista. This cowboy, not necessary a native of the Plains states, usually inhabits a suburban location, most often a modest house or a garden apartment, who is subject to the anti-neighbor behaviors and customs of the influx of new people from the inner-city or other third-world location. Yes, the cowboy bears the brunt of having to walk around the used condoms and sandal collection of these people, and, most often, this cowboy usually must involve the police on multiple calls.
"Yippee-cuy-ay! Rounded up another urbanista for the immigration coral. Whoppee!!" said the suburban cowboy as he glistened on his most recent victory...
by MGB December 01, 2006