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A person from northern Wisconsin who has never succeeded at spearing a Sturgeon during Sturgeon Spearing.
Anthony: Ay, did your buddy get him a big n' ugly dis season?
Saheed: Nah der eh, Jake's still a Sturgeon Virgin
by islaysturgeys February 13, 2010
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