Stupedestrian 

Someone who walks in front of a moving vehicle.

Sarah walked out into the road without looking, she's such a stupedestrian

Stupedestrian by Sarah Anderson February 19, 2007

stupidestrian 

Someone who walks in front of a moving vehicle. (see also Stupedestrian)

Sarah walked out into the road without looking, she's such a stupidestrian. (see also Stupedestrian)

stupidestrian by Sarah Anderson March 9, 2008

Spedestrian

Slow moving, clumsy, stupid pedestrians. Not fit for sidewalks, bike paths, roads, etc.

(See Sped)

"Omg I can't get around this stupid spedestrian!"

"That Spedestrian forgot his helmet!"

Spedestrian by Hoofy February 11, 2009

spedestrian

any person whose walk is the speed of an average man's run, yet still has natural steps. Scientists have yet to understand how they keep up speed for so long without running. May cause others in the group to jog in order to catch up. Made from speed + pedestrian

(pant, pant) Oh great, these fuckin spedestrians are killing me, I actually have to run to keep up with them. Damn.

spedestrian by Paul Wall II February 25, 2007