Actors: oh yeah, oh john your a big boy I want to feel you inside my arse!
Director: AAAND CUT! Bring in the stunt arse!
Northern stunt arse: Oh I do hope I have enough lube for today’s shoot I was taking cock all last night as seemed to hardly have any left!
Actors: Time to pound that arse!
Northern stunt arse: Oh yeah, you know how I like it!
Director: AAAND CUT! Bring in the stunt arse!
Northern stunt arse: Oh I do hope I have enough lube for today’s shoot I was taking cock all last night as seemed to hardly have any left!
Actors: Time to pound that arse!
Northern stunt arse: Oh yeah, you know how I like it!
by Dave Wild August 15, 2008
Did you hear about Willem Dafoe using a stunt hog in "Antichrist?" Apparently his hog was too big for Lars von Trier's vision, so they hired a stand in to make it more realistic.
by Stunthog September 29, 2023
My friend wanted to knock a threesome off their bucket list, so i offered to stunt unicorn for them.
by chelseydoeslove May 3, 2016
The guy I met was so rich but ugly I had to call my stunt ho to fill in for me when he wanted to fuck.
by Misswildthang4u69 April 4, 2022
by MoistPotato May 14, 2019
person one - have you ever been cheated on?
person two - yes
person three - don't stunt on John
john is the person who cheated on them
person two - yes
person three - don't stunt on John
john is the person who cheated on them
by ITSSSWIZZLE October 19, 2015
by Hdhskejehdbdb March 11, 2021