Usually a young person between 18 and 21 who is supposed to attend university at some point or another. Student life for many might entail being bone idle, eating kebabs, stealing traffic cones and getting "totally wreaked!". Mostly middle class in origin, a great number of them seem fascinated with alcohol and consuming large amounts of cheap larger at arguably cheesy student nights. Often, many display a great lack of manners and are void of anything in particular accept desperately attempting to be 'totally wacky'.
Interestingly in the perceptions of many, students are often deemed poor. Yet seemingly they are actually fairly affluent. Usually having their tuition fees and rent paid for by their parents, they have more or less a totally disposable income but still manage to achieve massive amounts of debt by spending their money on stupid haircuts or designer clothes.
Student houses can often be identified by some sort of roadwork application in the window, or something they've stolen on the way back from a "totally crazy" evening out. Furthermore, the house will usually be in poor condition with little attempt at keeping the front garden clean - further reaffirming their lack of respect for other people, especially those living in the same area.
Interestingly in the perceptions of many, students are often deemed poor. Yet seemingly they are actually fairly affluent. Usually having their tuition fees and rent paid for by their parents, they have more or less a totally disposable income but still manage to achieve massive amounts of debt by spending their money on stupid haircuts or designer clothes.
Student houses can often be identified by some sort of roadwork application in the window, or something they've stolen on the way back from a "totally crazy" evening out. Furthermore, the house will usually be in poor condition with little attempt at keeping the front garden clean - further reaffirming their lack of respect for other people, especially those living in the same area.
"In my halls of residence, me and dave made a pact with flat 84 to get totally wreaked and steal at least four traffic cones. It was a totally mental night."
"We're students, lets get battered on Carling and wake everyone up on our way home with shit songs"
"Hello John, are you coming to the lecture? No, lets go to a Scream Bar and get wasted!"
"Students are lazy and have too much spare time to spend writing shit on websites"
"We're students, lets get battered on Carling and wake everyone up on our way home with shit songs"
"Hello John, are you coming to the lecture? No, lets go to a Scream Bar and get wasted!"
"Students are lazy and have too much spare time to spend writing shit on websites"
by Anon. April 5, 2005
formal> A group of (mostly young) people that are teached by professors.
real> Young human beings that are rided, sickened and abased by other group of human beings in a building named school.
real> Young human beings that are rided, sickened and abased by other group of human beings in a building named school.
Wash that blackboard.
Students,you are stupid.
you have written these 4 pages with black pen, rewrite it with blue one.
...
Students,you are stupid.
you have written these 4 pages with black pen, rewrite it with blue one.
...
by kaliope May 24, 2008
by sarah May 2, 2004
According to dictionary dot com:
"stu·dent n.
One who is enrolled or attends classes at a school, college, or university."
A person of any age, starting from 17/18. Can continue to be named a student for a number of years after they graduate.
Someone who has left school, and moved on to the freedom of life without parents control, much time is spent watching daytime television, drinking alcohol (day and night) sleeping until 4, staying up after a night out until after dawn. Many students enjoy drinking games and sourcing the cheapest alcohol available in the cheaper establishments in the town.
Generally speaking, student days are when many have the largest disposable income of their life, large companies are willing to give students large amounts of money to fund their student days, much of this is spent on alcohol consumption. And beans.
Parents send children off to university in the hopes that they study under the belief that they will attend every lecture they have signed up to and take part in responsible drinking. In reality, a student arrives at university, commences drinking, continues to do so until drunk, following this, drinks some more, then upon waking up the following morning with a hangover attends lectures only occasionally in the following 3/4 years.
"stu·dent n.
One who is enrolled or attends classes at a school, college, or university."
A person of any age, starting from 17/18. Can continue to be named a student for a number of years after they graduate.
Someone who has left school, and moved on to the freedom of life without parents control, much time is spent watching daytime television, drinking alcohol (day and night) sleeping until 4, staying up after a night out until after dawn. Many students enjoy drinking games and sourcing the cheapest alcohol available in the cheaper establishments in the town.
Generally speaking, student days are when many have the largest disposable income of their life, large companies are willing to give students large amounts of money to fund their student days, much of this is spent on alcohol consumption. And beans.
Parents send children off to university in the hopes that they study under the belief that they will attend every lecture they have signed up to and take part in responsible drinking. In reality, a student arrives at university, commences drinking, continues to do so until drunk, following this, drinks some more, then upon waking up the following morning with a hangover attends lectures only occasionally in the following 3/4 years.
John's a student, he has no time for a job, he spends it all drinking.
James has no money... he's a student.
Paul and Mary were so proud of their daughter Jane at university, however every time they called, she slurred "I'm studying, I'll call you when I'm sober.. I mean, about to tuck in for the night, since I've got a lecture at nine in the morning"
James has no money... he's a student.
Paul and Mary were so proud of their daughter Jane at university, however every time they called, she slurred "I'm studying, I'll call you when I'm sober.. I mean, about to tuck in for the night, since I've got a lecture at nine in the morning"
by electric-socks May 28, 2006
by nkjyang April 2, 2015
n. 1. One who pretends to study but either fails to complete assignments or fails turn the assignments in. 2. A lazy person who blames others for his or her "stolen" work. 3. A person who expects grades to be given to him or her because he or she cannot fail since he or she is an athlete. 4. A person who fails scholastically due to not turning in work and who's parent(s) enable his or her lack of work ethic by creating excuses for him or her. 5. (obsolete) A person who turns in each assignment and succeeds scholastically due to hard work, conscientiousness, and parents who have high expectations.
That kid is so lazy that it's obvious he's a student.
Her parents find an excuse for her to do what ever she wants because she is a student.
If he wasn't such a student, he wouldn't be such a failure.
She is a good student, and I mean that in the obsolete sense of the word.
Her parents find an excuse for her to do what ever she wants because she is a student.
If he wasn't such a student, he wouldn't be such a failure.
She is a good student, and I mean that in the obsolete sense of the word.
by TamiLynn April 5, 2011
by smertieboi 2.0 February 22, 2019