The mastubatory act of sticking your own penis in your ass and then rocking back and forth. Called a "stromboli" because of the act's similarity to a long hotdog in a bun.
A man in his mid 30's that works for a Telecommunications company. Prone to gout, photo-shopped pictures and tennis elbow due to excessive and repetitive motions. Commonly has bad luck, resulting in stupid things happening to him.
Hey look! Stromboli is in a sling again. I'm guessing he was up late watching Skinemax making repetitive motions again.