Stroking

A frequently-used discreet word for "masturbating". It may be used in reference to a male or female, and it also may be used when it is done by oneself or by someone else.

If you're in polite company, you would use the subtle word "stroking" instead of the blunt terms "masturbating" or "wanking".

Mum: Did you take Charlie his dinner?

Cheryl: No, I couldn't go in. He was busy.

Mum: What do you mean "busy"? If he's busy, you can still take it in, can't you?

Cheryl: No, he needs his privacy. He was, um... busy stroking himself, Mum.

by Pro-Love Girl March 27, 2011

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The Strokes

An amazing band from NYC, which brought back the fun and timeless sounds of the 70's and 80's. Totally awesome....... And it helps that they are really hott too:)

The Strokes rock my sox and everyone that thinks they suck can fuck off.

by Marissa January 4, 2004

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The incredible band that you have to be a complete dipshit to not like. They have some kind of genre all their own, that can't be described as rock and roll or alternative. They have released so many great song like reptilia, heart in a cage, juicebox, and last nite just to name a few. They are a fucking awesome band and if you haven't heard their music then you should start listening.

-Dude i went to the strokes concert last night and it fucking ruled
-Dude, the strokes suck
-Yo you suck
-(sigh) your right. I'm gonna go shove a parking cone up my ass. And the strokes do rule by the way.

by JB!!!!!!!!!!! March 2, 2008

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Stroking

stroking

(verb)
(painfully)
to have a stroke

Synonyms:
OH GOD OH FUCK IM HAVING A STROKE

Examples:
IM STROKING CALL AN AMBULANCEFIWKJENURBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

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(verb)
(lustfully)
to stroke a diC-

Synonyms:
BIG GAE, sWeET aSS, COCK IN THE AS-

Examples:

*Wattpad writers*: He gently put his hand on his dick stroking it and biting his ear.
His own ea-

by nice try there idiot August 31, 2019

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The Strokes

Friggin' awesome band. Some of the world's more moronic people may say that The Strokes don't have any super fabulouso insane solos or anything like that. To them I say this: who the hell cares? The Strokes are way cooler than most of us will ever be. I know they're cooler than I'll ever be, anyway.

The Strokes are my drug of choice.

by Yeeaaaaah May 18, 2005

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