Strawberry Shortcake

A broke bitch.

Strawberry = a really sweet girly girl
Shortcake = short on cake (which means money)

Friend: Omg I literally hate her she's so f*cking pretty
Me: Yeahhh but I heard through the grapevine she's a real strawberry shortcake....

by blanco_fifteen November 21, 2019

Strawberry Shortcake

When a girl masturbates while she has her period and her cum is mixed with blood... Gross!

Damn, I heard she gave herself a strawberry shortcake last night!

by efgjkejfgkjsbfv August 4, 2008

Strawberry Shortcake

people (females mainly) who focus on negativity so much they don't focus on getting there money.(can be used as not focusing period)

April should stop being a strawberry shortcake and focusing on drama and pay her rent

by MI88YRISSAPOOH August 18, 2009

Strawberry Shortcake

A word found in the Nictionary (Nicki Minaj dictionary) and is used to describe a person who is focused on beef and drama rather than themselves and getting their money.

“That bitch is such a strawberry shortcake.”

by Suckafreemaraj May 3, 2021

Strawberry Shortcake

Someone with golden-red/bronze hairs in their beard. Prominent with people from Aberdare, particularly a man called Mr. Short.

An avid fan of Fed Smoker. "What's up there chomo".

Popular quotes:- "Flecked Flag Down!" "Fuck aye cunt" "He loves water sports" "By Smec" (in reference to the previous conversation go to touchmycamerathroughthefence.org for more information) "Sob into a crusty sock".

Bleed: You got some ginger hair in your beard!

Mr. Short: No you purple nob cunt they brown hairs see.

Mr. Newton: Strawberry Shortcake!

Mr. Short: CUNT 6m shaft.

by MEMEMEOW69999 January 19, 2022

Strawberry Shortcake

When you wake up to yo man playing the piano and then you guys have intercourse on the piano while he closes the lid and slams it on your head repeatedly and then nuts on your bloody scalp. the cum and blood mix resulting in a strawberry shortcake

Employee: “Hi Boss I need to call out of work for today”.
Employer: “Why? What’s going on?”
Employee: “My niga gave me a strawberry shortcake last night”.

by Finleyscallion April 18, 2022

Strawberry Shortcake

Unprotected sex with your girlfriend's Auntie Flo.

"I had strawberry shortcake for breakfast, it was awesome"

by BlackBeatQueen April 23, 2006