Simpson Sausage Straw

Using a sausage with a hole carved through lengthways as a straw for a drink

Look at that guy using a Simpson Sausage Straw

by solarB August 23, 2022

Strawing

Strawing means that you sipping out of a straw

I’m Strawing an orange juice

by Mountlover456 October 7, 2023

Strawing

Strawing is another term used for someone who is 'sooking/ sucking up to someone' or 'up their arse'. You use this in many ways to show someone that you can see that they are trying sook/suck up to someone and get their interest, be friends with them.

'You are a massive straw'
'Would you like a straw with that'
'Stop strawing his arse'

by tinglewingle November 15, 2019

uses a straw

Sucks!

Stephen Colbert Uses A Straw!

by The Ink Man May 13, 2017

Drinking straw

A nan who lives in a bush

Hi who are you?

...

Hello?

I’m a drinking straw bruv

by Johncena27 April 16, 2018

fruit straw

it literally has no god damn meaning jodie

eden: fruit straw
jodie: haha another phrase that is of course meaningless

by the fruit straw boy September 21, 2019

Pee Straw

The shaft part of a penis that piss goes through.

Jeremy pissed through his pee straw.

by GORBACHELLI January 18, 2017