Strabismus 

Misalignment of the eyes where one or both eyes droop(s) down, fixate(s) upward and/or turn(s) outward or inward, giving individuals the appearance of being cross-eyed and/or developmentally disabled. Sometimes (incorrectly) referred to as "lazy eye" or "wandering eye."

Impairs normal eye-contact and impacts interactions with others, often resulting in significant social stigma. Sufferers often feel overly self-conscious, report issues with self-esteem, and also face lifelong problems in social relationships, romantic pursuits and employment opportunities.

People often assume Greg is retarded because his strabismus problem gives him a comical cross-eyed appearance.

Strabismus by Funk N. Wagnalls March 9, 2015

Strabismic 

Cross eyed

Penny; I walked up to his door to cuss his ass out for fkn with my pc and he looked so damn sexy with that golfers hat, I went Strabismic and couldn't even look in his eyes to do it.

Page: Why don't you ravage him already?

Ann: you know you want em

Penny: Fuck you both. He doesn't love me like that he just wants revenge.

Ann; how do you know?

Penny: He refuses to leave the home and bang me on the hood of my car again. Or spoon for hours catching up that matter.

Page: WTF is wrong with you?

Penny: IDK I'm a chicken shit. He is too. the worst part is we never even kissed once lol It was the wierdest emotoin ever felt.

Ann; He never kissed you!

Penny: Nope.

Page: is he gay?

Penny: don't ask dumb questions, I messed up enough already. I love the guy. His voice was my savoir a long time ago. it was all I needed to fall asleep. Was never about sex. I was jk about the car thing

Strabismic by mssannabellandu October 20, 2009

strabismic 

Uneven

The book is at its weakest when it merely summarizes the depositions of the major players and filters excerpts of their testimony through the manifestly strabismic eye of the litigant-author Anita Miller.

strabismic by Samojlowicz October 2, 2011

Stradihsmus 

It’s like strabismus the condition with the wandering eye but you do it while getting the dih. That stupid shit the porn actresses all do with their eye reactions that makes them look retarded when they’re getting their guts absolutely puréed in order to get their videos viral these days.

“Bro who’s your fave 🌽 star?”
“Ehhh call me a little old school but I like Carter Cruise”
“Hold up ain’t she the one that started the stradihsmus trend that they all do now to make it look like they’re getting cracked real good?”
“Yurrr that’s the one 🙂 ↕️”

Stradihsmus by Daddy's Patties September 27, 2025