Stoved

To hit, slam, or smash into something or someone.

I went off the road and stoved into a tree.

by Chanic February 23, 2019

Stoved

To be extremely stoned, similar to being in a stove or hotbox

Dude 1: Bro are you feeling good?
Dude 2: Yeah bro i'm stoved to the bone right now
Dude 1: My guy

by GGRYAN September 17, 2018

Stoved

Being high after eating really good food, Like stoned and stove.

John: dude, your mom's cookies are so good.
james: yeah, they make me stoved.

by katieiscool June 18, 2011

stoving

Northern Irish slang for 'extremely drunk'. Particularly in Strabane.

'Aye, I was wile stoving last night, had to be taken home.'

by Wee girl hi November 28, 2006

stove

to do something of extreme stupidity.

-"omg i just gave away all my crap to some stranger on accident"
-"FUCKIN STOVED!"

by Das Popemeister May 13, 2005

Stove

A white woman who ONLY likes black guys bbc slut and who only likes getting it from black guys spring thomas. She has no intentions of ever dating someone white, or of any other ethnicity. It's black or nothing.

Girl: "Oh he's cute, would you date him?"

Stove: "Ew, no he's not black."

by bigblckcck September 10, 2011

Stove

The process of bludgeoning somebody, usually in the head.

Oh my God! He had his head stoved in with a brick!

or

I'm so gonna stove that cats head in.

by 12ant34 January 11, 2009