An adjective usually pertaining to muffins, meaning very hot and plumpy; your finger tips will burn if touched. Usually located within close proximity of stickers.
"Watch out, baby girl got some stove top muffins, her momma's gonna whip your ass if you try to eat them."
by Graham Bennett May 10, 2006
To combine two or more events separately in one night like a date, without the two parties knowing that one is doing both. Taken from the popular Stovetop TV commercials of the 1980's: 'Hey Jimmy...what time is your Mom making Stovetop? 5pm-I be there. Hey Johhny what time is your Mom making Stovetop? 7pm-Count Me in'
Hey that dude has a date with 2 girls on Friday. Yeah he is stovetopping Brenda and Mary.
by Michael Comey November 08, 2005