Guys who never got into a frat and always wanted to be in one. Generally men 40 and older who follow an online frat.
by RAPACHAMP March 3, 2018
by Toque August 13, 2003
A stoolie is a person who reads or follows barstoolsports.com. The stoolie demographic tends to consist of college aged or post-college aged males who read the site on weekdays instead of studying, going to class or working. Stoolies are active participants of the site and contribute to the site's success. Stoolie comments on blogs often highlight the website, and stoolies email "smokes", blog ideas, and other content that bloggers share. Though stoolies are loyal to the website, they are quick to point out grammar and spelling errors. Always brutally honest, stoolies rate the quality of individual blogs, "wake-ups", celebrity asses, and the overall quality of bloggers themselves. In addition, stoolies have been known to cause controversy on the site. Once, stoolies came up with the conspiracy theory that one blogger, "neil" was actually a fictional creation of El Presidente, who wrote terrible blogs in neil's name in order to boost the liking of other bloggers (especially himself). This conspiracy theory led to the #revealneil twitter phenomenon where stoolies demanded a video or picture of neil be posted on the site to confirm his existence.
Although stoolies often post negative comments, they are also very charitable. After the Boston Marathon Bombings stoolies raised hundreds of thousands of dollars in t-shirt sales going to funds to help the victims. However, stoolies are quick to mention that though their hearts are large, nothing is quite as big as El Pres's nose.
Although stoolies often post negative comments, they are also very charitable. After the Boston Marathon Bombings stoolies raised hundreds of thousands of dollars in t-shirt sales going to funds to help the victims. However, stoolies are quick to mention that though their hearts are large, nothing is quite as big as El Pres's nose.
From barstool comment section: "My boss just caught me trying to guess Rachel Bison's ass and is having barstool blocked from my computer...turns out the IT guy is a fellow stoolie and will be blocking "barstoolsport.com". Fuckin' stoolies everywhere man, this bitch cant hold me down."
KFC: "The stoolies are an interesting breed."
Stoolies: "We want to wake up to Renee Portnoy!"
El Pres: "Stoolies, shut the fuck up."
KFC: "The stoolies are an interesting breed."
Stoolies: "We want to wake up to Renee Portnoy!"
El Pres: "Stoolies, shut the fuck up."
by stoolies4lyfe April 28, 2013
adjective or adverb 1. made of or pertaining to feces 2. a nice way of saying shitty, or something is not to one's liking
Steve: Did you see that rendition of the Mona Lisa a the Modern Art Museum?
Perry: Yeah. I saw it. It was a little stooly for my tastes though. And it looked nothing like the original.
Perry: Yeah. I saw it. It was a little stooly for my tastes though. And it looked nothing like the original.
by georgelopez April 4, 2009
A mixed drink consisting of vodka, tequila, and a lemon. Originates from Russian immigrants on South Padre island near the Mexican border.
by Jingleman July 24, 2008
An employee who is assigned to paperwork, whom sits in a chair (stool) for his employment in a usually physical career such as policework, military, or construction. The assignment of stoolie comes usually as a repremansion resulting from disorderly or otherwise reprehensible actions in the field.
Yeah, McCain used to be deployed in Korea until he started that carrier fire that killed 27. Now he's a stoolie.
by TheLinguisticScientist July 26, 2018
Did you take out that hot bitch last night and you were to afraid to fuck her . Way to go stoolie you will never get that chance again!
by Banging Head August 6, 2018