Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Stoney Vibes Man 

A saying meaning that I’m kinda STONED at the moment and want to pass the MELLOW STONEY VIBES on man..✌️
🔥 Stoney Vibes Man🔥
As you pass a JOINT BONG PIPE VAPE PEN whatever else your using to consume your CANNABIS you say Stoney Vibes Man!

(After a good smoking sesh)
I’m gonna head out! Stoney Vibes Man!

(Running into another stoner)
What’s up? Stoney Vibes Man!

(Post on social media anything STONER related)
🔥 Stoney Vibes Man 🔥
Stoney Vibes Man by ClassicRonnie February 17, 2019

Stoney Love

it’s an experience and expression while being kinda STONED from consuming
CANNABIS that everyone can understand, regardless of who they are, what language they speak or where they live in the universe man..
🔥Stoney LOVE Man💨
🔥 After toking a couple bowls I felt like spreading positive STONEY LOVE Peace Man.
🔥 Stoney Love and Dank Vibes
Stoney Love by ClassicRonnie June 13, 2019

John Stones 

Best defender of all time. GOAT
VVD: "How do I defend like John Stones does"
John Stones by John stones fan February 2, 2021

Stoney Jones 

Hitting a spectacular golf shot from a considerable distance away. A combination of knocking one "stone dead". And paying tribute to legendary golfer Bobby Jones.
When John hit that 3 iron in from 210 yards out for double eagle, we all yelled," Stoney Jones!". And drank a shot.
Stoney Jones by jdub31979 January 11, 2012

Killing Two Stones With One Bird 

Phrase uttered by Hong Kong Chief Executive Carrie Lam at a press conference. Pretty much sums up how illogical her policies and decision making can get.
With these quarantine restrictions Hong Kong will never reopen borders with the outside world or economically recover, killing two stones with one bird.
A state of mind which occurs after consuming enough CANNABIS to be kinda STONED feeling MELLOW and LAID-BACK 🔥💨
🔥 After taking a couple of hits of that joint I was starting to feel STONEY
🔥 Toked a small bowl and now I'm feeling STONEY
Stoney by ClassicRonnie June 3, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
Load more