How one describes themselves under the influence of marijuana
Dude I’m a Stoney crab off that joint pull.
Bro did you see Declan turned into a Stoney crab off that bong rip.
by BangerFlags August 20, 2020
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To whinge about “never” seeing your friends or being invited to anything, but never responding when you are.
Don’t do a Stoney mate, you couldn’t make meth Monday last month.
by Voice of Sport May 29, 2020
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🔥 A FAKER..Someone who is pretending to be higher than they appear to be.... They are a STONEY BOLONEY
🔥 LOOK..HE'S NOT EVEN INHALING THE JOINT.. HE'S A STONEY BOLONEY
by ClassicRonnie December 1, 2019
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The act of smoking so much mary jane everything you say is a bunch of baloney.

Not to be confused with the deli meat balogna, which is a cluster fuck of random cow/horse parts
"Man last friday I smoked a blizzy and was stoney baloney!"
by King John the I April 17, 2009
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Another name for American rapper, Post Malone. This was referenced in his album "Stoney," and in his song "Candy Paint," from the so far newest movie in The Fast And The Furious series, multiple times. His real name is Austin Post, and is born on July 4, 1995, the true American holiday. He has earned his name after his love for cigarettes and drugs. Often plays basketball and refers to himself as "White Iverson," just like the song. He calls himself this after basketball star Allen Iverson. Brought up in Dallas, lives close to the Team 10 house. His address has been revealed in a Jake Paul vlog. Some people think that his dad paid Austin's way to the top, but his fans say otherwise. Overall, one of my favorite artists. All he produces are fire songs, and is very talented.
"Bitch, I'm Young Stoney I do what I want," - Candy Paint
by Iss Ya Boi Skinny Penis March 21, 2018
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When the shit that is spewed out of ones mouth is so prolific and or sac religious That even Jesus himself has to pick up a stone.
That bitch said she got a train ran on her by the priests at confession. That bitch need The Holy Stoney.
by ThePriest69420 October 23, 2020
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