Stitch - Someone who habitually glosses over the image of his/her family, friends or workplace when in fact they are a highly dysfunctional bunch.
Girl: Wow, how well prissy she is even as her kids keep clawing at each other!
Boy: Yeah, I noticed that too, what a stitch!
by 4nntt November 17, 2007
Issue or problem with someone or something
" so if that was your stitch about not wanting to live here because of Susan, shes moving next month "
by Tawni Lynn April 24, 2007
To accidentally pocket, steal someone elses belongings, usually a lighter.
"Hey Iain, stop Stitching me lighter Bro"
by KellilleK May 27, 2008
The mysterious vertical skin protrusion on a mans testicles (Best seen when ball sack is cold).
Father O'Brien: Look here Joey, this is where God stiched me up after he created me.

Joey: How can I see when you've teabagged your nuts in my mouth?
by Danny SS August 05, 2005
n. Abbr. Scot. Stich

A problem, usually associated with a customer or colleague.
"Can you deal with this stitch?"

"You stiched me up you bastard!"
by Machtzu October 18, 2004
Free Daily Email

Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!

Emails are sent from daily@urbandictionary.com. We'll never spam you.

×