stinkin lincoln

An EXTREMELY smelly bowel movement.

Pewey louie that was a stinkin lincoln!

by Sidenote October 9, 2006

The Stinkin Lincoln

In the tradition of the dirty sanchez, when banging your woman from behind, just as your about to blow it, scoop some poop from her chute and smear it from ear to ear, so she looks like Abe, then as she tries to scramble away in disgust, "shoot" her in the back of the head a la John Wilkes Booth, with your DNA pudding.

My new lady friend didn't enjoy The Stinkin Lincoln i pulled on her last night.

by The Poops August 24, 2005

stinkin lincoln

A Stinkin' Lincoln is a sexual act in which a man engages in anal sex and withdraws his feces covered penis, with which he draws a beard on his partner's face.
Bonus points for a top hat.

"I gave Betty a stinkin lincoln last night instead of going to ford theater."

by J.W. Booth February 15, 2008

Stinkin Linkin

A nickname for Linkin Park

I went to go to see Metallica, why the heck were Stinkin Linkin supporting, they deserved to be bottled off

by Bandit38 September 16, 2011

Stinkin' Lincoln

When you put a roll of pennies up someone's ass.

I had a hard time cashing in my roll of pennies after I gave my girlfriend a Stinkin' Lincoln

by Drew80 August 8, 2006

stinkin dickole

1. Unwashed eye of a penis

2. Idiot

1. phew! cop a wiff of my STINKIN DICKOLE

2. Why did you do that stupid thing you STINKIN DICKOLE

by have a shower! August 8, 2003

Stinkin' Minge

Alcoholic beverage consisting of Southern Comfort and 7-Up.

Hey, Bar Wench, mix me a Stinkin' Minge.

by Lil' Dude January 8, 2008