A person who is very stingy about their herb, they never offer it to anybody (clearly defying stoner etiquette) however they are always there to bum a hit off ya whenever possible.Furthermore they are usually total dick weeds that are always very quiet and contemptuous to strangers, and are always making lame cliche remarks to every word a normal bystander says.
normal bystander: "ya dude I think im going to go to school up in Montana".
stingy stoner (steve): "what are you like gay or something, do you like brokeback mountain".
normal person: " um,..do I even know you?"
thats a stingy stoner in a nutshell
stingy stoner (steve): "what are you like gay or something, do you like brokeback mountain".
normal person: " um,..do I even know you?"
thats a stingy stoner in a nutshell
by Plotbert February 2, 2008
A person that sleeps directly in the middle of the bed and/or constantly hogs the sheets forcing you to give them a dutch oven at 3 AM.
My God, why is Naomi so bed-stingy she always lies right in the middle of the bed and takes all the sheets. I always end up sleeping with one frozen ass cheek hanging off the bed.
by illwill91578 February 26, 2011
by steveo December 15, 2004
when a nappy headed hoodrat combs or brushes their baldheaded rough hair into a little ass ponytail that looks like the rubberband could fly off any second cause it won't give up that tiny piece of shit for nothing.
Shanicia had to comb her little rough dry mess of a hair into a stingy ponytail cause her shit is fucked up.
by bam bam boy July 30, 2008
A stingy bitch is someone who has no desire to or finds it extremely hard to share, especially when it comes to food. Those of you out there know who you are.
"Hey Shaquila, can I have some of your yum yum?"
"No, hoe!"
"Allow it."
"Bitch, I said NO!"
"Oh wow, you're such a stingy bitch."
"No, hoe!"
"Allow it."
"Bitch, I said NO!"
"Oh wow, you're such a stingy bitch."
by ElektraBlu April 20, 2016
the word Stingy dog is used generally when someone is stealing or not giving you something that is generally yours.
by YaBoiDangerMouse November 16, 2017
Mate 1. Any mate can you pass me the roach?
Mate 2. Aw yeah naw mate you sure it’s the stingy Rodger it’ll burn your fucking hand.
Mate 3. Fuck off cunt it’s the best part of the joint pass that shit.
Mate 2. Aw yeah naw mate you sure it’s the stingy Rodger it’ll burn your fucking hand.
Mate 3. Fuck off cunt it’s the best part of the joint pass that shit.
by Fuk’n druggo February 17, 2021