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A person that sleeps directly in the middle of the bed and/or constantly hogs the sheets forcing you to give them a dutch oven at 3 AM.
My God, why is Naomi so bed-stingy she always lies right in the middle of the bed and takes all the sheets. I always end up sleeping with one frozen ass cheek hanging off the bed.
by illwill91578 February 25, 2011