Referring to someone with a big upper body and skinny legs. Sometimes used at the gym or at the beach.
Look at that meathead over there - dude must be on roids - he is all upper body.
Yea, Box on Stilts...
Yea, Box on Stilts...
by B. Hanback April 16, 2009
A house on stilts is a woman with a massive torso connected to two spindly, spider-like legs. She is the human personification of Baba Yagga's hut. She has the legs of a marathon runner and the upper body of a big fat sloppy American woman.
"Man, Maria is a real house on stilts. Look at the size of that chick's tiny legs! How do her legs even hold up that much bulk?"
by CPT Ron October 12, 2013
A rad person who can perform on a pole-like device that straps onto the wearer's feet, suspending them in the air and allowing them to walk with their feet above the ground. The better the stilt walker, the more tricks they can do and energy they can produce. Super tall. Amazing to watch. Epic. Awesome.
by SpiffySquad February 3, 2010
by atom smasher July 22, 2005
by quantazelle March 23, 2009
by Lex Icographer October 25, 2017
A homosexual that thinks they are better than everyone else. They are often seen showing off their tounge piercing because they think they're just so hardcore, and making out with random guys to dfraw attention to themselves.
"Man, look at that guy over there. He thinks just because he has a boyfriend he can go around being a complete ass."
"Yeah. What a ducky."
"Psh. Ducky on STILTS."
"Yeah. What a ducky."
"Psh. Ducky on STILTS."
by Booboofacecakester December 21, 2009