a.) V. stiff, tight, or hard. Painfully stiff.

b.) Inflexible.
"My muscles are stiff as dicks! I haven't been able to sleep in days."

"I asked for an extension on my assignment, but the lecturer wouldn't give it to me. The guy's stiff as dicks about that shit."
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A saying that means "whatever pleases you" synonymous to panic your disco.
I'm pretty sure that's a dude but whatever stiffs your dick bro.
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A man who can't work his penis right for his woman
Jack can't a stiff dick to get hard to smash Jillian correctly in the bedroom.
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Used to when someone asks what’s up. You respond “stiff dicks and airplanes” space in mixed company you may use the terminology “Erections and airplanes “
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