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Sticky Mitch 

The foul art of ejaculating into the hair of a sexual partner and/or mortal enemy in order to simulate the use of styling gel. Phrase is derived from the popular hair care products marketed by Paul Mitchell.

NOTE: After the Sticky Mitch hardens and cures, it can be referred to as a Mitchell's Crusty
My girl was cheating on me so I gave her a Sticky Mitch and sent her on her way
Sticky Mitch by todMcFee March 8, 2011
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Match stick kiss 

Often used as a party game or foreplay. when one person lights a match then sticks the unlit end between their teeth the other person then 'eats the fire' by putting their mouth on the lit end.

done right and neither party will get burnt, but very erotic.
Boy 1: Dude how was that match stick kiss that girl gave you at the party last night?

Boy 2: Alright, but I did it wrong and burnt my mouth

match-stick 

Someone (woman/man) who is addicted to match.com and cruises the internet site daily, hourly, etc.
Tom always has dates but never a steady girlfriend, I think he's a match-stick.
match-stick by xercise August 13, 2010