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1.
The foul art of ejaculating into the hair of a sexual partner and/or mortal enemy in order to simulate the use of styling gel. Phrase is derived from the popular hair care products marketed by Paul Mitchell.

NOTE: After the Sticky Mitch hardens and cures, it can be referred to as a Mitchell's Crusty
My girl was cheating on me so I gave her a Sticky Mitch and sent her on her way
by todMcFee February 21, 2011