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Slichter Special

The breakfast of champions. To make a Slichter Special, you add activated marijuana, specifically already vaped bud, to a Kraft Mac & Cheese microwavable dinner. Hot sauce is not necessary, but it is a pleasant addition to the recipe nevertheless.
I had a Slichter special this morning, and now I've been slumped all day. Wait, what were we talking about again? I'm hungry, anyone have Mac & Cheese and some bud?
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Shichter Scale 

A scale ranging from 1, being the lowest, to 10, being the highest, that indicates the intensity of the smell radiating from a shit.
Oh God...that shit smells awful. That's at least a 7 on the Shichter Scale.
A ugly looking kid I have in 5th period civics and his last name is Timo.
Sticher not Sticker
Sticher by XX.Trees December 5, 2017

noah stichler 

A dumb person who can't do shit
I'm being such a Noah Stichler

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016