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Stfoojing 

The act of making out without any movement. The couple simply sits there and engages in movement of the tongue. To stfooj one must never move the lips, head, hands, or body. It is a particularly akward-looking and disgusting act and is certainly NOT advised!
(pronounced: stuh-FOOJ-ing)
Guy #1: Susie and Bob make a pretty cute couple, don't you think?

Guy #2: Ew! No! last night were just stfoojing on the couch for hours.
Stfoojing by Ballsy Mi December 25, 2009
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Stoosing 

1.The spreading of AIDS purposefully on a large scale.
2.To propagate the spread of AIDS by any means necessary
Going into the city for a bit of Stossing this weekend

Guy 1:Big frat party tonight,lots of horny drunk sluts
Guy 2:Want some protection?
Guy 1:Nah Im gunna be stoosing all night

the Doctor was caught Stoosing all his patients and is now going to jail
Stoosing by Term Deposit October 3, 2011
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Stoolinger 

A tool used to move stacks of milk crates in an orderly fashion to prevent stacks from falling in the grocery industry.
The dairy manager used the Stoolinger to move the heavy crates into the milk box with ease.
Stoolinger by King Frozen May 27, 2020

Smoojing 

Like sexting but emojis are used instead of words.
We were smoojing all night.
🍆👅 , 👅🎾🎾 , Then finally 👉🏻👌🏽
Smoojing by @onlydavidbrowm April 6, 2017

Stooling 

The act of thinking while taking a dump.
I have some of my best ideas while stooling..
Stooling by StudyBuddies November 22, 2011

stooping it 

verb - to hang out on ones front steps, porch, or stoop, usually in large quantities, and for long periods of time.
"yo me and chalky were stooping it up at j-dubs"
stooping it by jimbotron3 November 11, 2006

Stooping 

Post covid economic term given to street scavenging for household goods. See also freeganism

People throw out perfectly good stuff and neighbors can pick them up off the street. It’s basically what people have always done, but now it’s on Instagram.
"I picked up this cute table whilst stooping in Queens"

"Darling, let's upload these kid's books to @stoopingNYC then we will have space for more plants"

"I found this great console table on an insta stooping page, it's going to make a great bar."

"Stooping items in the neighborhood saved me thousands of dollars when furnishing my apartment."
Stooping by Floss and Chardonnay September 14, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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