Stewart

A short kid with a blonde mullet. His favorite band is Winger. He tries to hang out with Beavis and Butthead, but they just get him in trouble.

Stewart:Hey you guys!
Beavis:Oh crap, it's Stewart.
Butthead:Let's kick his ass.

by MulletOfMetal November 15, 2016

stewart

A rather hyper ferret that is gay or just unusually feminine.

Your ferret is hella stewart, don't you think?

by shaynapunim420 May 11, 2006

Stewart

You have not lived till you meet a stewart. Stewarts are the greatest person to be in bad with and has a huge cock all the girl run up to him and all the boys what to be him. Stewarts are very smart.

Stewart is very sexy.

by GffjfzBueacnywsbywsvhfdub February 17, 2018

stewart

The action of loudly announcing to the whole room that one is about to defecate copiously and then leaving the room to do so.

Dick: "I'm gonna stewart!" *leaves*

Jane: "Why's he got to always stewart us?"

by SilentS February 17, 2008

Stewart

UA - Unauthorized Absence

SSgt. - "Smith"
PFC Smith - "Here"
SSgt. - "Stewart"
Sgt. Lexington - "UA!"

by JediSkilz December 12, 2008

Stewart

a dirty ass hair

I put a stewart in his hamburger.

by astew-art September 5, 2008

stewart

to look like the twins on Alice and Wonderland.

- short, stumpy, big head.

look at that guy playing basketball. compared to everyone else he looks like a stewart.

by 8 fl oz. June 11, 2010