Steveland Creamer 

The act of jizzing into a scalding hot cup of tea and throwing it on one's significant other during sexual intercourse.

Enter Callum

Callum: Hey, how's it going?

Chardonnay: U fuckin' wot m8? I'll shank yer Nan out front Tesco. I'll fuk her up, u fuckin' CANT. I'll give 'er a steveland creamer.

Callum: . . .Oh, okay then. Good talk . . .

Steveland Creamer by Kaerindael December 18, 2014

Steveland Cleamer

Attempting to define words from the urban dictionary after consuming too many drinks.

"Yo homie. You are wrecked! It's cleveland steamer, not steveland cleamer. Steveland Cleamer is my accountant. Word"

Steveland Cleamer by dumpy-johnson April 29, 2010

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Steveland Cleamer

n. The inverse act of the acclaimed Cleveland Steamer.

The sexual act by which the pooper defecates while down on their hands and knees and the poopee approaches from behind, rolling their chest on the pooper's buttox in order to spread the feces on themselves. The result is mashed poop.

Dick had White Castle last night. Jane wants to get down and dirty. Dick gives Jane a Steveland Cleamer. Jane is filthy.

Steveland Cleamer by ukilledthecat April 12, 2007

Steveland Cleamer

The act of rubbing one's chest in a steaming pile of fecal matter.

We stumbled upon a pile of shit, so we got Laura to do a Steveland Cleamer.

Steveland Cleamer by nosnar May 10, 2006

Steveland Creamer 

Named after famed hip-hop R&B artist, Stevie Wonder (Stevland Hardaway Morris), the Steveland Creamer is when a man ejaculates on a woman's eyes, rendering her temporarily blind.

"Damn that guy I went home with last night totally pulled a Steveland Creamer on me, I couldn't see for 10 minutes!"

Steveland Creamer by BalderdashBrewer November 12, 2013

Steveland Cleamer

The act of walking into the bathroom while your significant other is taking a shower, closing all the doors, vents, and windows, and taking a dump in the toilet and not flushing it so they are left with your foul remains for the remainder of their steamy shower.

"Jeffy surprised me with a Steveland Cleamer the other day. I still can't get the smell out of my hair!"

Steveland Cleamer by Longdongtom69 May 18, 2018