Stetson 

An American name for males. Stetsons are usually independant, fun loving, curious, and friendly. Stetsons are chick magnets who have thriving love lives because girls can't resist their charm. Stetsons' love matches are girls with names for love, such as Kristen or Amanda. Stetsons are charming, handsome, and intelligent. Men named Stetson are notorious for their large penises.

Stetson was great in bed last night.
This is my son, Stetson.
Stetson here graduated top of his class.
Oh, Stetson! Don't stop! YES! YES! YES!

Stetson by hard_to_handle January 4, 2008

Stetson 

Stetson is one of the greatest guys you'll ever meet. He's kind and caring and will always be there when you need a friend. He's a total flirt and will do anything to make anyone happy. He's a great baseball player and has goals for his life! He will do anything for his girl, anything to make her smile. He's respectful and works hard. A lot of girls try to be with him but he can't help that he's such an amazing person... he's humble and loving and super smart! He's tough and know how to protect himself and the ones he loves, but also has a sensitive side... and know that it's okay to cry. If you find yourself a Stetson you better hold on tight, he's so amazing and give you butterflies anytime he's around.

A: I met this guy he's so great! I can't imagine anyone better for me.

R: let me guess... his name is Stetson?

A: Yes! How'd you know?

R: wild guess😂

Stetson by Honest_definitions July 13, 2017

stetson 

Cool, sweet or even awesome

yo hommie that hat is stetson

stetson by Sir Winston ChurchHill August 21, 2006

Stetson 

The cologne of the true American ladies man. Stetson is the key to any woman's heart. With it's deep musty smell, it's a classic that will never go out of style. Check out Stetson: Untamed, get it while it's hot people.

Woman: EWW what's that smell!!!?
Stetson Wearer: That's the smell of desire, baby.

Stetson by AuntieTATA September 17, 2005

stetson 

A type of hat.

Steers and queers?

stetson by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

Stetson 

Like a butt dial, but instead of placing a call, the act of sitting on your phone causes you to change your relationship status on Facebook.

Oh shit dawg! The chick I'm nailing thinks we exclusive now. We're a couple on Facebook, but I never clicked nothin! I must have pulled a Stetson when I climbed in my 91 Acura.

Stetson by Def my real name January 31, 2023

Stetson 

A twinky gay furry who started a cult in catholic school, he is also a big whore who has 51 children and counting. He also likes his men . . . BEEFY AND RUSSIAN.

Damn it Stetson stop being a fucking twink

Stetson by vonyasatwunk February 4, 2020