A weaselly, power mongering, dumb shit prick who somehow became the commissioner of the NBA.
Also regularly has gay orgies with small market owners like Dan Gilbert, a butt-hurt, small market owner whose gay lover left him.
Also regularly has gay orgies with small market owners like Dan Gilbert, a butt-hurt, small market owner whose gay lover left him.
"You know, the trade was blocked for basketball reasons, I don't think you should be mad."
"What the fuck does David Stern know about basketball?"
"What the fuck does David Stern know about basketball?"
by David Stern Sucks December 15, 2011
1. The Worst NBA Commissioner of All-time
2. Outlived lived his stay and made December 8th 2011 one of the worst days for the NBA.
3. How he thinks of himself was brilliantly shown in SNL:
"You don't talk to me like that! I'm David Stern! I make the rules here! You don't get to pick your team, I do! I'm the commissioner of the NBA! I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!!!!!"
4. Bill Simmons said regarding the recent veto of the CP3 trade:
"Just know that I'm a die-hard Celtics fan and die-hard Lakers hater … and even I am appalled. I hope Chris Paul sues. I hope the Rockets sue. I hope the Lakers sue. I hope Dell Demps resigns and makes a sex tape with a stripper wearing a David Stern Halloween mask."
2. Outlived lived his stay and made December 8th 2011 one of the worst days for the NBA.
3. How he thinks of himself was brilliantly shown in SNL:
"You don't talk to me like that! I'm David Stern! I make the rules here! You don't get to pick your team, I do! I'm the commissioner of the NBA! I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!!!!!"
4. Bill Simmons said regarding the recent veto of the CP3 trade:
"Just know that I'm a die-hard Celtics fan and die-hard Lakers hater … and even I am appalled. I hope Chris Paul sues. I hope the Rockets sue. I hope the Lakers sue. I hope Dell Demps resigns and makes a sex tape with a stripper wearing a David Stern Halloween mask."
NBA fan #1: Yesterday may have been the worst day in the history of the United States
NBA fan #2: Even worse than November 4th 2008
NBA fan #1: Hell ya, he vetoed CP3 trade David Stern fucked everyone in the NBA
NBA fan #2: Fuck him he hates America
NBA fan #2: Even worse than November 4th 2008
NBA fan #1: Hell ya, he vetoed CP3 trade David Stern fucked everyone in the NBA
NBA fan #2: Fuck him he hates America
by The NBA fan December 9, 2011
When a female student from Yeshiva University excessively gyrates your leg or genitals while avoiding direct penile contact. This occurs when the girl becomes inebriated enough to engage in limited sexual activity without being forced to think of herself as a slut. This phenomenon is extremely painful for the participating male party.
"Shit man, I have the worst case of blue balls"
"Did you hang out with Chana Leah last night"?
"How did you know"?
"She Stern Humped your balls into oblivion"
"Did you hang out with Chana Leah last night"?
"How did you know"?
"She Stern Humped your balls into oblivion"
by ElliotLead March 13, 2008
the process of making a sandwhich behind someone elses back while you give them a blow job or you can be the person getting the blowjob (hhhooooowwlllllaaaeee)
My girlfriend sucked my dick today while making me a sandwhich behind my back with bread, turkey, lettuce and mayonaise. Damn she can give a good ass turkey stern.
by Yannie February 14, 2007
The contents in Howard Stern's radio talk show were so provocative and offensive that the show lovers and haters can't seem to turn him off but to keep listing to him just to see what he'll say next therefore creating an effect of a hating audience toward a specific entertainer to keep watching or listening to the performance just to see what kind of crap he/she can come up with even though it is not what the audience want.
LonelyGirl15 has a great stern effect on youtube viewers because the people who hate her can't wait to watch her newest youtube videos and leave bad comments about her or her videos.
by cproud August 27, 2007
1. The Commissioner of the National Basketball Association
2. An out-of-touch fugazy who keeps playas from doin their thing; a playa hater.
2. An out-of-touch fugazy who keeps playas from doin their thing; a playa hater.
1. David Stern finally relented to the pressure and went back to using the traditional genuine leather basketball after the new ball failed miserably.
2. My landlord keeps calling the law every time I have a house party. Fuck a David Stern.
2. My landlord keeps calling the law every time I have a house party. Fuck a David Stern.
by L-Millz October 3, 2007
When a female student from Yeshiva University excessively gyrates your leg or genitals while avoiding direct penile contact. This occurs when the girl becomes inebriated enough to engage in limited sexual activity without being forced to think of herself as a slut. This phenomenon is extremely painful for the participating male party.
Shit man, I have the worst case of blue balls"
"Did you hang out with Chana Leah last night"?
"How did you know"?
"She Stern Humped your balls into oblivion."
"Did you hang out with Chana Leah last night"?
"How did you know"?
"She Stern Humped your balls into oblivion."
by Ivana L. March 16, 2008