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Like owned or pwned, but only useable in a political context. Used when you have achieved victory in an (often online) political debate.

Common misspellings such as "Sternt", "Sternd" and "Sternz0red" are also acceptable.
Winner One : "OMFG, Sterned biyatch"
Winner Two : "Yeah, u got sternt lol"
Sterned by Beerdude26 February 15, 2006
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to get screwed over by someone who makes up ridiculous rules/enforces rules that you don't like. Derived from former NBA commissioner David Stern.
We got sterned, Nate said a bounce counts as 3 cups at his house, such bullshit.
sterned by sterned August 25, 2014
a situation in which no matter what you do you can't get that last piece of shit out of your ass.
I missed the concert because I got sterned for 2 hours.
sterned by jefortuno April 17, 2006
the act of getting extremely drunk and not remembering half of the night
We sterned it up last night
sterned by mizswm November 19, 2010

Sterned up 

When you have reached the point of intoxication where you don’t know whether you are angry, sad, happy, or feel nothing. The people you surrounded yourself with start to annoy you. You keep a straight face, sit in your favorite chair, and look at the ignorance that sounds you. Still chugging your whiskey until you slip into unconsciousness
Justin: Everything was going great tonight until Tommy got into one of his moods

Scotty: It’s okay! He’s just getting Sterned up.
Sterned up by XxTwooxX November 8, 2017

Howard Sterned 

To be insulted, fired, and crucified for no reason and without warning.
You'd better not say that on TV, or else you'll get Howard Sterned.
Howard Sterned by Stacey March 5, 2004