newsworthy 

to have a tin can tied to your tail

Once I became newsworthy I couldn't escape the paparazzi, it was like I had a tin can tied to my tail, they always new exactly where I was.

newsworthy by Lawrence of Arabia June 24, 2004

Norsworthy Cock Punch 

Punching a male's erect penis with the force and intention of driving it into the male's body. Usually performed by a woman under the pretense of sexually servicing said man. The optimal result (from the assaulter's point of view) is the penis telescoping and collapsing into the pelvis.

Dude Michele was blowing me and I said "You're even better than your sister. She got mad and gave me a norsworthy cock punch.... It hurt so bad I cried and threw up and cried some more"

Norsworthy Cock Punch by blondefarmgirl July 30, 2010

Norsworthy 

A Norsworthy is a person who is a sex master. He is quiet if you don't know him, but he is the loudest person in the world when he makes a touchdown in the bedroom. In fact, a Norsworthy's dick is so large, is is likely known as cockzilla!

Wow, did you see Mr. Norsworthy today? I wish I could get with that...

Norsworthy by IAMAWESOME2 April 23, 2015

newworthy 

Like newsworthy, except it's only for news about what's new or relatively new.

The engineer's newly invented xTab, as capable as any tablet on wheels but with the added ability to fold laundry and empty the dishwasher, was indeed newworthy.

newworthy by thegarbagecollector December 12, 2012

Fox News Worthy 

Some piece of information completely blown out of proportion because there's nothing interesting going on in the world.

I was trying to watch TV, but all there was was a bunch of Fox News worthy bullshit.

Fox News Worthy by BrazzersBananas June 16, 2015

nutsworthy 

adj. used to describe a girl who is decent enough so that you feel it is worthy to have sex with her.

Look at dat ass, she is nutsworthy!

nutsworthy by ACC1C January 29, 2014