When your friend gets together with someone you've been talking to with the sole intent to make you mad and/or jealous.
by DoSiDo Queen July 26, 2011
Dave: You wanna come out tonight, man?
Brad: Nah dude - would love too but I have the Ho Chi Minh Two-Step.
Dave: Damn, what did you eat?
Brad: I had some left over Chinese takeaway - I think that set me off...
Brad: Nah dude - would love too but I have the Ho Chi Minh Two-Step.
Dave: Damn, what did you eat?
Brad: I had some left over Chinese takeaway - I think that set me off...
by buckonz November 5, 2009
by Celestasia May 11, 2005
by t.scott October 19, 2007
A method to get high quality women because women will be the ones chasing you, but the attractive ones won’t approach first.
Matt: Hey, how did you have hook up with the hottest girl in the party?
Brad: Simple, I approached her, and she was chasing after me. Two steps forward, one step back.
Brad: Simple, I approached her, and she was chasing after me. Two steps forward, one step back.
by Totally Not ChadTheCat August 20, 2019
The act of stepping over/around vacuum cleaner cords while vacuuming, sometimes in an erratic manner, depending on the lay of the cords.
The vacuum cleaner cords got so tangled and twisted under my feet I had to do the Janitorial Two-Step to not trip over them.
by denshanosenshi September 8, 2019
earl: "hey joe, willy and jesse just did the texas two step"
joe: "I know, willy kicked jesse's ass".
joe: "I know, willy kicked jesse's ass".
by diggymac July 19, 2018